Warning: Stereotypical Mom Blog Post

So Maria wrote a great post the other day about Mommy bloggers and related how she can't stand reading boring posts like what your kid ate for breakfast. In my comment, I agreed that I don't like reading the mundane details of other's lives unless they're funny. Like if your kid eats dog poop for breakfast, that's blogworthy.

And on that note.....

The baby's eczema has been really bad for the last few weeks. His cheeks are red and chapped and he's been prone to terrible diaper rash. So we've been giving him as much commando time as possible. He poops at almost the exact same time every mid-morning (and only then), so I am comfortable letting him be diaper free much of the time.

So this morning, when he woke up at 5:30am, I fed him and took off his diaper.

You know where this is going...

An hour and a half later, when everyone else was waking, I heard him cooing and went to get him out of the crib.

Yeah, the mid-morning poop came a few hours early. He was covered head to toe. And face. And mouth.

Yum.