Monday, March 03, 2008

Next Time, I'll Let Her Finish

"Mommy, why does a butthole have.."

"TOOTS, that is NOT a nice word. Find another word to use instead!"

Thinking.....

"Mommy, why does the man who opens the doow have two taiws (tails) on his jammies?"




27 comments:

The Immoral Matriarch said...

AH!! *LOL*

maggie's mind said...

Just too funny!

OHmommy said...

Nice! VERY nice! LOL.

anglophilefootballfanatic said...

Hee hee. I love the things they say. I'm always amazed at what comes out.

janet said...

hilarious!

abritdifferent said...

I've done the same thing, then had to say "aahhh I was just kidding, you can say _________." So funny.

Huckdoll said...

Seriously LOL funny!!

Swistle said...

Ha ha! She did a great job coming up with a synonym! I would be HARD-PRESSED to think of another way to say butler!

Life As I Know It said...

Ha! Cute!

wright said...

He He He - I was so thinking to myself "hm, that exactly how I'm going to handle it when my kids say a not-so-nice word.", but um, yeah. Maybe I should let them finish first!

Tina said...

lol very funny!!

Big Red Driver said...

That's why we shouldn't assume things. It makes a butler out of you and the maid.

suchsimplepleasures said...

omg...that was hilarious!! it took me a minute...but, that.was.funny!!!
xoxo

Beck said...

Ah, the poor bunny. I had the same thing happen to one of my kids - they hollered "I can't SHIT!" and I went in to tell them off and the poor kid was trying to move a cat off their chair. They wanted to SIT, you see.

Around The Funny Farm said...

Haha... cute.


I've got to find time to write about my youngest...she pulled a DOOOZZZZY on me yesterday! lol

Rachel said...

Rolling!! That is too cute.
Amazing how quickly our minds jump to the worst instead of waiting to see where they're going :-) I think there's a life lesson in there somewhere. If I shut my eyes really tight, I don't have to see it :-)

Kathryn said...

Oh THAT is too cute! Hilarious!

Oh, The Joys said...

So sweet!

Nap Warden said...

Oh my!

MamaGeek said...

Now that is funny wrapped up in genius!

Michelle Smiles said...

HA! I love kids!

pb&j in a bowl said...

HaHa! I love kids' interpretations of grown-up words. Too cute!

Stacey @Real World Mom said...

That is priceless!! :-)

Alison said...

too funny!!

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

Butthole = Man? That child is so far beyond her years, I'm in awe.

Reesha said...

Apparently you need to translate the "butthole" to some of your readers LOL. Perhaps they don't or haven't had toddlers, that call Butlers Buttholes LOL LOL LOL LOL

That was SOOOOOOOOO funny.

BusyDad said...

HAHAHA!! You must've felt like the biggest... butler.