Monday, March 10, 2008

Fakers

We spent Saturday in Baltimore at a nephew's baptism. The weather was lovely, the baptism was moving, the family was wonderful.

And the fake tans were alarming. Can someone please explain to me the need for obviously artificially dark skin in March?

Dave's step-sisters are Greek and they have naturally beautiful bronze skin. Even in the middle of winter they are dark and lovely. But some of their friends were just plain scary!





I don't think this color looks good even on a toned, bikini-clad body in July. But on an average chick's body, with boots, jeans and a bulky sweater, it causes double-takes. And not the good kind.

I spent a few minutes observing the couple of ladies who were sporting the orange, and I walked away a bit sad.

Both of the ladies are beautiful. Both have lovely smiles and pretty features. But their natural loveliness was overwhelmed by the heavy makeup, bleached blond hair and fake tans.

As the mother of a young daughter, I feel such a sense of anger that society constantly tells our girls that they must look a certain way to have value. Between the highly sexualized role-models, the constant imagery in ads of all sorts and the incredibly grown-up clothing marketed towards toddlers, it seems like our girls are fighting an uphill battle from day one. I don't allow Barbies for that very reason (that and I don't want the boys playing with b00bs).

I left the gathering with a renewed sense of urgency to remind Toots that her attitude, her smile, her kindness, her faith and her mind are what makes her beautiful.

In defense of those two ladies, I don't know them at all. They may be self-confident geniuses.

18 comments:

Sister Honey Bunch said...

I worked with a woman who would go to the tanner a couple times a week. She had been doing this for years and her skin was just.plain.ick.

She's 45 and looks a leathery 52-53. Not attractive at all. It's just darker.

heather said...

I'm laughing out loud as I just made an appt. to get my hair bleached!! But don't worry I'll still have my pale skin. ;)

Beth from the Funny Farm said...

Amen! And, small b00bs are ATHLETIC!

I mention this all of the time to my daughters!
:-))

OHmommy said...

You mean... people still fake bake? LOL. I thought that was over.

There are so many thing we need to worry about with our daughters. There are so many things that I value. It is going to be a long road. :)

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

You would think that someone who is obviously willing to spend a small fortune on lip plumping junk would bother to spend a little more for self tanner that didn't turn her skin orange. Or, she could just lay off all of it and actually look good. Whatever.

janet said...

amen, sister...

suchsimplepleasures said...

that orange color that people get from tanning booths...it makes them look like oompa loompas!! they could be in willy wonkas chocolate factory!!!

amanda said...

Oh my goodness, I love when people have OompaLoompa syndrome from getting a spray tan. It's so hilarious. I got one one time. I was super orange. I will post the picture sometime. haha.

Rachel said...

This makes me laugh so hard.
I am truly frightened by that color, it's what scares me away from doing a spray tanner or bronzer on my fishbelly legs. Oy. I just have a hard time believing braincells can survive all those toxins and chemicals from the bleached hair, teeth and oompa loompa skin coloring :-(
Thanks for the giggles Jenni! And congrats on winning Courtney's t-shirt contest!!

Toni said...

Why do they do this?

It seems it is always the pretty girls who don't need to do this, too?

Who knows? *throwing hands in the air*

Marie said...

I guess self tanner is better than ruining your skin in the sun. I'm terrified of skin cancer so I just stay white. And so you will never see me in shorts.

Jerseygirl89 said...

Women who fake bake make me nervous. And when they dye their hair bleach blond and wear a TON of make-up into the bargain? I can't even have a conversation with them because I'm too afraid I'll just blurt out, "Why do you think it's better to look like Malibu Barbie than yourself?"

And I say this as someone who has dyed her hair every color. Including bleach blond.

Half-Past Kissin' Time said...

There are tanorexics in every bunch. It seems like there is always one or two in every high school, for example; part of distorted body awareness, I guess. I have to admit that in my younger days, I used baby oil to tan! I quit worrying about tans ten years ago; hopefully it's not too late to avoid so many WRINKLES!

Anonymous said...

Well, I don't know about that spray stuff,and I don't know what is in the self tanners, but I spent a winter going to the stand-up booth and It was great. I used less makeup and baked a great oil into my skin so I didn't have the winter dry stuff.
It felt like a get away in the winter...don't ya know the darn place closed and the others here are so pricey vanity had to pale!

anglophilefootballfanatic said...

Orange went out in the 80s. And, I love your stance. I'm proudly pasty.

Life As I Know It said...

I agree!
I've never did the tanning thing, and the older I get, the more SPF I use!

Stacey @Real World Mom said...

Wonderful post! I feel the same way. My almost 13-year-old daughter has been worried about her weight for a couple of years now. (She is not overweight, but thinks she is.) It scares the heck out of me! I don't want her to believe that she needs the 'perfect' body to be happy. She is a caring, intelligent girl, and THAT is what makes her who she is. I continue trying to impress this upon her, but, as you mentioned, we have to battle what the media represents as 'the perfect woman'.

Huckdoll said...

Ew! I love a nice glow, but a light bronzer will do that trick. The orange is just wrong. So wrong.

I keep hoping that things will hit rock bottom before my girls reach high school, you know? Like, how much worse can things get?!