Who Am I?

I am Jenni.
I am 33 years old.
I am wife to Dave.
I am in love with him.
I am sometimes surprised that two people can still be in love after 9 years and 5 pregnancies.
Actually, I am surprised that people can be in love after 1 pregnancy.
I got married when I was 19.
I got divorced when I was 23.
I married Dave 3 weeks later.
I am mommy to Asker, Toots, Clam, Superboy and Baby Yum-Yum.
I homeschool my kids.
I live in a mid-Atlantic state where we have all 4 seasons.
I like Autumn the best.
I am an insomniac.
I can't remember the last time I slept for more than 4 straight hours. Seriously.
I dropped out of college 6 credits shy of my degree.
I am afraid to have my hair professionally cut.
I am constantly flashing back to my one and only haircut experience in the 7th grade.
I am the best cooker (according to Asker).
I am a whole foods junkie.
I am also a salt junkie.
I am a Christian.
I am not sure if that should be capitalized.
I am a lover of books and a despiser of television.
I am sure that there is laundry to be done.
I use cloth diapers.
If I didn't use cloth diapers, there would still be laundry to be done.
I love to smell my kids' feet.
I really love to smell my husband's armpits.
My kids think smelling armpits is normal behavior.
I have freckles on my lips and eyelids.
I always considered my sister my best friend until this last year.
Now, I consider Dave as my best friend.
But my sister is a close second.
I don't eat cheese.
I think it smells like dirty feet.
If it smelled like men's armpits, I might eat it.
Almost every single article of clothing in my wardrobe is black, brown or denim.
Je parle francais.